Yep.  This guy’s just going to take the money and run.

Not great when you haven’t played your Week 2 game yet and Deadspin already has the cover image for next season’s WYTS

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Number one sign you have CTE:  You think your CTE is fixable.

When my sister and brother-in-law got married, she (stupidly) left me a key to her house while they honeymooned so I could bring in the mail, water the plants, etc. I did a few obvious pranks (like Saran Wrap on the toilet) to throw them off the scent.

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

Convincing the world I didn’t exist!

“I feel betrayed by a man that I supported in every way for more than 20 years,” Mrs. Giuliani said in an interview.

Not to mention how often said rules expert is immediately contradicted by the refs on the field.

The first few time I saw him, I thought it was cool that they had rules expert Mike Pereira around to explain the rules during games.  More recently, though, I’ve grown frustrated that the rules of football are so complex and convoluted that a “rules expert” is required in order to explain the rules of the game.

Uh, yeah, you’re not going to be able to book very many high-profile concerts if the venue has to be empty by 10 pm.

Up until about 2008 (I think, might have been 2009) you could literally walk up to the trainer before a game and get a shot of Toradol (aka Vitamin T) just by asking for it. Didn’t need a prescription, a medical diagnosis, nothing more than “Hey, I need some Toradol.” Usually a line of 20-30 guys before each game.

Everyone has their “story,” but whatever. Here:

Not surprising: The record-setter was hit in an Orioles game.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

Wow. Its like they designed the car to look like a banana, sitting with the curve side down.

eight mature pigs

MLS has announced that they are banning Hong Kong from any future hosting opportunities.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE NOW, KAEPERNICK?

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.