I’ve been having problems with a bread recipe. Know where I can plant some wheat? 

Why call US Steel? The make the raw material. Manufacturers take the raw steel and make a finished product. It would be like me saying call Weyerhaeuser because I was interested in having them build me a deck. 

One day, just after Christmas, my wife received eight scam calls the same day. Each announced itself as Apple support, and the calls’ messages seemed increasingly urgent. She does use an Apple product for work, but the number they were calling was attached to an Android and has never been associated with anything to…

Highlight truther here. The answer is obvious. Three steps are allowed in the NBA.

To be fair, how could he be expected to know what happened in a TV series based on a book series? He probably lost focus after hearing that incest was endorsed.

(Note: I’ve neither read any of the books, nor watched any of the TV series.)

I thought the clock started right after infrastructure week? 

When a lockdown starts, even if it’s a drill, the students shouldn’t know why it’s happening, only that it is. That’s how my District runs therm, and it makes sense. You want every lockdown alarm to be taken seriously. Stopping to explain why, or to give a degree of seriousness in the middle of getting everyone to a…

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Part of me thinks that they would have to be a special brand of stupid to keep doing these things, knowing the level of scrutiny that is sure to follow every action they take. But then I remember that scrutiny is really only coming from the media, outside the justice system. Since @45 has already convinced his sheeple…

The weather hasn’t been great for golfing. Lots of pressure building...

My buddy had a white one in high school. I still remember the decal.

One of my best friends in high school had a 4x4 LUV. It was a lot tougher than you’d think. I found one on the Facebook marketplace the other day looking for $500 cars. I think this is a 79, not 97. Hard to be sure.  This one could use some work.

Did I miss the part where Barboza killed a hooker? 

I will admit to a doubletake, and I probably wouldn’t have clicked on the article without the picture.

My Grandfather’s second wife didn’t approve of my brother’s decision not to attend college. She gifted him a framed embroidered version of “If you’re not the lead dog, the view never changes,” complete with an image of a dog’s ass centered over the text.

This is going to be a significant hit to the coal industry. @45 had planned on filling all the reporters’ stockings with beautiful, clean coal and now there’s no need.

At least the Blazers fans can blame legal pot. 

Is there nothing too evil for this administration?

Definitely something to have as part of an exit strategy.

If, for Dog knows what reason, I had a job at the White House right now the only plan I’d be worried about would be an exit plan. How would I get out of there before getting caught up in something that put my own legal status at risk.