Thank you for your service.

Technically, more sodomy could correlate with fewer abortions. Maybe he could pick a side?

Pineapple picks — sold in sets of 6, or maybe 4, so we’d better put 5 in the picture just to be safe.

We already knew that the popular vote didn’t mean anything to them.

So, his own children resulted from in vitro fertilization, but he believes that life begins at conception. There’s a lot of room for inconsistency between fertilization and successful implantation. But I guess IOIYAR.

I think it’s linked to headlight performance.

Except for that little hiccup about helping to fund settlements in the occupied territories. Other than that, Kush is the man.

Unless Kush gets indicted, too. The “I don’t know him” from@45 is going to make for some awkward family dinners.

I would love to know what made you seem like such a threat. I saw nothing to justify the treatment you received. Thank you for your voice.

I think her broken rib made breathing difficult when she tried to reach them. Should have gone with slip-ons.

I think your first mistake was including think and Gronk in the same sentence.

I know that when I’m looking for a Middle East peace envoy, hiding support of controversial illegal settlements is a prerequisite.

Rumor in Washington is that fans of the Huskies are willing to contribute to keep Leach in Pullman rather than leave for Tennessee.

@45 has never elevated a conversation in his life.

That’s a huge amount of money. How much does that work out to per second?

They do at a Tesla charger — whether supercharger or destination charger. The exception is a general purpose charger that uses an adapter. The adapter remains locked to the car, but someone could potentially disconnect the charger from the adapter if they tried. Of course, there are also many inexpensive options for…

It took 90 minutes for someone to comment on that. I’m disappointed.

My first reaction to this headline — “Oh, for fuck’s sake!” And yes, I did actually say it out loud.

It’s a lot harder to kill someone with a clam gun, though.

I was trying to find a way to say that with my “not proven to be helpful so far” comment. My first pass at that sentence may have included “is why we have that ignorant, racist fuck in the White House” in its place.

Silly me. I like to read stories, and will actively avoid attempts to force me to watch a video to get the same information. I must not be his target audience.

Video has a time and a place. Stories that involve critical thinking and investigative reporting, are not that time or place. Trying to force reporters to dumb…