Is there a phrase for shooting yourself in the foot while sticking your foot in your mouth?

My first thought, “cone of silence.” My second thought, “gimp suit and ball gag.”

I’m not an owner, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last month, and I’m with the guys who are taking a knee on Sundays and working to make a real difference for their communities on any number of other days each year.

I’d like to believe that united in opposition was what they meant.

Scouts are reporting this is more evidence that players on the UNC squad are ready to turn pro.

I think he meant he was hit on the head, not dropped on it, but I could be splitting hairs.

I hope to see those photos featured here next: https://gizmodo.com/tag/fake

Welcome to minivan land.

I have three sons, now tweenage through college, so I’ve survived and speak from experience. When comparing vans like the Ody to the Chrysler versions, be sure to consider storage behind the third row of seats. We can pack for a flight, easily fitting all our bags behind the third row in our…

I told a friend yesterday that Hoyer’s performance was a lock for this award, though DangerRuss didn’t exactly provide a high level performance going the other way, either.

I remembered two other things about the car:

Was given an Equinox as a rental lately. It was so memorable that I had to check the receipt to confirm that it was indeed an Equinox. The one thing that did stand out was that it accelerated like I was towing boat anchors. Trying to get to freeway speed in a hurry on a short on-ramp? Sorry, not going to happen. I had…

Hold on — a Marshawn related beef that doesn’t end in Marshawn announcing he’s done talking with the media? This truly is the darkest timeline.

Excuse me. Everyone knows that Tittyfucker69 has the best message on taxes.

He also caught 3 TDs and added in a long pass completion on a trick play to start the game tonight. He’s consistently been delivering on more than just freak plays.

Loved the quick strike and the hurry up offense. Still very worried about the O-line and run blocking once they start playing teams with a better chance of competing with them.

Pettis is freaking insane, though.

Retiring to a farm in the country where they can run free with other disgraced executives...

Crash Course is the reason many students did well on the APUSH (AP US History) exam this Spring. Highly recommended.

I have a friend with a three year old son. The son entered the room during the interview, saw Bannon on the screen, and ran to his mom and asked her to make the “scary monster” go away.

No wonder he’s always spouting off about fake news. It’s what’s closest to him.

No. Does that matter to this administration?