Step 1: Avoid public appearances at Town Halls

Can’t say that I remember how the seats felt, but I do remember that two friends who drove Preludes in the late 80s both had their cars broken into multiple times — each losing their seats twice, with one nearly losing them a third time before something scared the thief away. There must have been something appealing…

Parenting tip: If you have to tell everyone it was quality time, it wasn’t.

Now that they’re looking at Bosch, can we finally say we’re due for The Last Judgment?

Almost said the same thing!

Alternate Headline - “The Senator’s Time has Expired.”

If a survey is going to be judged as pass/fail, the questions should be pass fail. If a survey is a 10 point scale, and 10 is defined as exceptional, there’s not a lot of things that are actually going to be exceptional — that’s why it’s exceptional.

I know for certain that at least one dealer I had warranty work done…

Then the survey should be pass/fail. If you give me a scale of 1-10, and tell me that 10 is supposed to register as exceptional, that’s a difficult standard to meet unless exceptional is defined as “didn’t mess anything up.”

Two.

I think the Mariners are coming to town soon. Assuming they still have enough players on the active roster to field a team, there might be a chance to break the record.

He was probably just Russian through the form and forgot.

Walked 27 holes of golf with two buddies senior year of high school. Stopped at a Shakey’s All-you-can-eat pizza buffet for lunch afterwards. We didn’t count actual slices, but I know that we each downed at least one and a half large pizzas each, plus unlimited Jo-Jos and refillable Cokes, a couple of slices at a time.

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Starred purely for “the diabetes.” Congrats.

The “gifted education” funding that is eliminated in the budget was money for a program that is designed specifically to address issues of inequality in gifted programs. Funds from that program are currently being used to ensure that identification processes do a better job of finding students who have historically…

On the Federal Education budget — don’t forget the plan to reallocate some of that public education funding to vouchers to pay for private and religious schools.

Pretty sure you can do better than that. Did you select the painted key fob and vents?

I cannot believe it took me scrolling through that many comments before I finally found this one.

That was a pretty ballsy claim for Fox to make.

Please note that there are no sprinkles on his ice cream. Sprinkles are for popular vote winners.

I have a friend who posted some pictures of hailstones from her yard that were absolutely terrifying — about 2" in diameter. She said she got her first unsolicited call from a company pitching roof repairs one hour after the storm passed.