I eagerly await the conspiracy theorists reporting on the pending invasion of Canada. Better yet — Ohio’s a critical state in the Presidential election. Clearly this is a first step towards taking over Ohio.

I thought you guys were researchers.

I believe, Jeb! I believe! *

Why don’t they settle it with a coin flip?

My dad brought me a hat back from his trip to Italy.

8th grade level — better than I would have expected. Word must be thrown off by the length of the sentences because it’s clearly not the complexity of the language that made the difference.

Too bad you can’t send Caity and Rich to Thailand for a review of the “Best Airlines in Thailand.”

Someone might want to give the decaf a second try.

There’s a Root Beer Store near me (literally www.therootbeerstore.com) that stocks a massive selection of root beers and other specialty sodas.

My family has sampled our way through quite a few, and Empire, Fitz’s, Steelhead, Barrel Brothers, and River City are all favorites. Someone else here mentioned Berghoff - also…

It’s just the picture. The display will show cars (they all look like a Model S), trucks (like shown on the left), and motorcycles.

Was I the only one who first saw the title as “Urban Ass Hat?”

+one 2 point conversion.

If you’re going to be a part of one of the most watched consumer protection trials to happen in years, maybe try not to be an obvious fraud. How did he think this would not be found?

Is this the start of a political scandal? Could Trump be on the same supplements? What about Boehner?

It was those IT guys remapping their keyboards to Alt-219.

Can we confirm the order that the answers were listed. If Judge Judy was “C,” the results are clearly invalid.

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The worst thing to spill in a car is clearly milk, but what the hell is Drew thinking that a guy spills poke in his car and he fixates on the soy sauce and not the raw tuna?

April? That’s no where near 500 days from now.

SPOILER!: That part wasn’t referenced in the 2nd Amendment, so she hasn’t read that far yet.