No, no, no. Hoodies in Florida get you shot.

“...gave him one last Raiders chant.”

The obvious choice. I can’t believe no one else sees it.

I’ve already noticed improvements in Tesla's autonomous steering mode based on the much smaller number of Teslas on the road collecting that data.

I am not looking forward to the follow up story involving Gronk's Spring break trip to Tijuana.

“He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.”

Ben Carson is the ultimate test for Santa.

Tough to beat:

And I thought that the Trump/Putin lovefest story was going to be today’s sign the apocalypse is near.

No, no, no. No women in combat.

What a generous offer. Too bad I’m married and currently occupied building out our attic to house friends who look sort of Muslim enough to get “randomly” selected for secondary for screening by TSA every single time they travel.

In pictures —

Me, after reading the story:

I live with two teenagers who specialize in snark (I don’t know where they learned it). I have an advantage.

1, 3, 5, 7, 9...

All the stars to the lead Trump image.

That’s about all the debate I could stand live. I’m trying not to swear in front of my kids.

Oh, Canada.

A Republican friend of mine recently shared a story praising Paul Ryan for criticizing Trump to a page created for local Republican advocates. Fully 2/3rds of the comments on the post expressed opposition for Ryan’s criticisms and/or argued that Trump’s idea hadn’t gone far enough.

I’m not in one of the stereotypical…

I may have made a mistake in my earlier reply.

[Sarcasm]

Should’ve gone digital.

Saw something similar, only the offender moved into a right turn only lane that curved around a small traffic island, proceeded behind two cars already waiting at the light perpendicular to his direction of travel and in front of other cars approaching the light, around the next traffic island into a merge lane and…