Now reporting minor injuries for the fans. How the fence didn’t come down into one of the cars passing by after that impact I’ll never know.

Insane. Yeah, just a little bit. Sparks were the least of their worries.

Um.... I think that the finish might just have topped lap 4.

Her words: “Today I have attended at least 3 actual weddings, witnessed hundreds get their marriage certificates, handed out hundreds of flowers, and eaten rainbow cake. One couple getting married today in front of me has been together 28 years. Another couple I gave a bouquet too has been together 40 years and got…

Meanwhile. elsewhere in Texas, a friend of mine ran out and bought a bunch of bouquets from a florist and headed to the nearest courthouse. She spent her morning handing them out to gay couples coming in for their marriage licenses and was invited to be a part of several weddings today.

I’m working on it. There’s a lot of ground to cover today.

Audi TTS Roadster.

I own a 2012. In 2012, there were 116 imported, 3 the same color as mine, and 2 with the interior in mine. A Cars.com search shows 2 new TTS for sale in the US, both coupes. I know they’re about to release the next generation, but the current generation is truly a blast to drive.

Eagerly awaiting the explanation of how women’s faces are somehow to blame for this one.

My driver’s license picture story - I wait in line 45 minutes to renew my license because it’s been too long since my last picture was taken and I need a new one. Each person ahead of me steps on the box painted on the floor, smiles, and get their picture taken. DMV drone calls “next” and the circle of life continues.…

I heard that next he was going to join Captain Renault to investigate allegations of gambling in Casablanca.

Having driven the 1,548 miles between LA and Houston — this, this, one thousand times this.

I was Fred Flintstone once. The changing room was up a set of stairs. The Fred Flintstone mascot feet were every bit as giant as you’d imagine them to be. Visibility in the costume was so bad I couldn’t see anything within about six feet of where I was standing. Then they set me off towards a group of kids waiting at…

One of my kids has allergies, and I use this waffle iron to make his waffles. It’s been a very dependable machine.

I have a second 6-square waffle iron that I use for the rest of the family. It’s not as good, but it’s one of the only ones out there that allows me to keep pace with two teenagers. That one has now been…

One of my kids has allergies, and I use this waffle iron to make his waffles. It’s been a very dependable machine.

I…

Is it too late to update my answer? http://jalopnik.com/this-insane-au…

Audi TTS Roadster. Short wheelbase. Convertible. Very low center of gravity. Very little body lean. AWD means it goes where you point it almost immediately.