Can The Root please start a section called: The Dumbest Shit You’ll Hear From White People This Week? I mean this may make into the dumbass hall of fame. I mean did these unseasoned, latte drinking, yoga pants wearing, Kid Rock listening MAGA chuds partake in this thinking this was supposed to be a pleasant…

There was no t-shirt.  There was only racism.

Racists are so weird in that regard. They will literally cut off their own noses, fuck with their own lives just to stick it to people who don’t look like them.

Racism doesn't make you smart, they keep taking that multivitamin like it's good for their health.

That’s a lottttt of energy over a t-shirt to end up getting fired over, sis.  

You know those folks still think they stole something. Probably just sitting in their homes going “If only I stripped searched them, I would have found the shirt.”

You’re 100% right, I would have cussed them slap the fuck out and put their faces all over the internet.

If someone stole a shirt, most likely it was a white person to begin with. 

Am I just a bitch? Because my inclination is to tell someone to fuck off under the circumstance. And assuming I allowed a first search you damn sure wouldn’t get a second opportunity.

“I felt humiliated, especially after one of my white friends made a point of asking them to check her bag for the T-shirt, but they refused to do so,”

I’m just not sure what the hell the security guards here were trying to accomplish. I mean, other than just being racist as fuck. That much is obvious.

I saw this go down on facebook yesterday and Angry Orchard was acting a fool. They were muting comments of people and just being prickish. 

Anyone paying $100 for a silk bonnet deserves to get finessed.

Is there a rash of people getting themselves admitted into hospital, forcing doctors to give them IV’s just to walk off with the IV still attached to their arm so they can sell it on Ebay?

“You are a security guard at a hospital. You encounter someone in hospital wear who says he’s a patient.”

A radio call or phone call to the info desk or the nursing station where this man is a patient at, matching the information on his patient ID bracelet, will be all the confirmation we need at our hospital. A couple of minutes to check. There are a lot of lawyers that can’t wait to sink their teeth into this slam dunk…

You are a security guard at a hospital. You encounter someone in hospital wear who says he’s a patient. How hard is it to verify that?

She had two kids taken away, and then had 3 more kids. Jesus tap-dancing Christ. If you can’t handle raising kids, don’t have kids. But maybe she wanted kids?

Only 10 years? For killing a 3-year-old with her car basically on purpose. Excuse me, I need to go hug my child now. This is horrible. Accidentally backing into a child is most parents’ worst nightmare, not something you should play for in a parking lot.

Even the way it’s described is fucked up: