My father would call this...erm...style, “Maude’s House of Whoopie.” 

I always refer to her wardrobe as Aunt Pittypat’s parlor fusnishings. I have long been of the belief her stylist hates her guts.

I like the colours/print of the top (I like a loud floral, fight me) but I think it would look so much better on something like a midi dress with thin straps, not a pussy-bow situation right up the the chin. The accessories, especially for daytime television, are extremely lol.

“This ugly ass shirt, ear baubles and glasses Elton John thought was too much is really going to own the libs, Meeghan.” - her stylist, probably.

They ignore me aggressively at the mall-based Sephora nearest me but they fawn over skinny 17-year-old girls. Like, who do they think has the money to buy their products, the fat middle aged lady running errands on a Saturday, or the teenager with a $20/week allowance?

Does anybody really think that anyone - male or female - who they see on tv who’s over 45 (to be generous) is NOT wearing Spanx?

If you don’t believe IMDb, at least believe me when I say this is a series worth binge-watching.

She really broke my heart, really great performance.

This is America, we don't read movies. 

#neverforget

After all these years Paris is still a mean girl.

Apple Martin is 15 years old? Damn i’m old , it seems just the other day she was a baby wearing noise cancelling headphones.

“You guys, you know how I feel about the show, it disgusts me,”

First of all, any way that Oprah wants to say her name is the correct and proper way, gdi 60 Minutes. But I hope in her last take she said it like this before blowing that popsicle stand:

President Trump is presented with team swag while welcoming 2019 NCAA women’s basketball national champions, the Baylor Lady Bears, to the White House. “Am I allowed to wear it? I’ll mess up my hair, but that’s OK,” Trump jokes as he tries on the hat

For real. At least the kids go every day, school basically is their job, and preparing to go is part of their everyday rituals. Adults have to drop their everyday lives when the school calls. They’re going to come as they are, not as some pointy-headed administrator who has never spared a single thought for people…

I have rolled in to the office while wearing my pjs with a coat over them to drop off forgotten items or sign in a kiddo who just missed the bell more times than I can count. Showing up is showing up, we can’t all be ready and having our best day every time an emergency arises. 

Welp, looks like I’m going to have to go down to James Madison High School and give the school board my rendition of Jeannie C. Riley’s “Harper Valley P.T.A.”.

Listen to the full #FreeBritney podcast here. It’s a ride.

Yes, this is what people need when they check into a mental health facility to get their mind right: unfunny leeches proliferating conspiracy theories with made-up facts.