please be the rave shower chain please be the rave shower chain please be the fuckinggggggggg rave shower chain

AND BUGS

I just signed up for an online Human Anatomy class at NVCC!! Couldn’t get it at Germanna

love you for your name and Alanis reference

Thanks tho!! I fully look like a raging crackhead without a good bit of concealer.

They are better constructed than the doors of non-rich people. Expensive deadbolts and whatnot.

well i hope HE was sufficiently ashamed at least.

I’m gonna puke.

I got in a huge stupid facebook fight (i’m pregnant and volatile) with my college roommate-her husband is in the Army- and my Vietnam vet uncle (that sounds so stupid I’m aware) yesterday on that very topic. They were both PERSONALLY offended by Colin’s actions because that is just so, so disrespectful to them…

a trip with your children is NOT a vacation. we need a new word for that.

Just another tuesday morning in college amirite

I have to use alcohol to get the foundation and concealer gunk out of my brushes!

this is my actual life

I dropped a Sociology class in college because the professor was a literal idiot and I just couldn’t do it.

I think so too! Except i fucking adore her for it

Is that really a thing? God I hope so

possibly my fav ever

Was he expelled from Stanford? Do we call it expelled when it’s college?

Hide ya kids hide ya wife

Good for her. And may I just say that both Weiner sex scandals led to some of my favorite newspaper headlines of all time.