Does Chelsea have a daughter or a son?

Well, she wasn’t actually THERE lol I’m not sure what sort of photos we should have been expecting.

I looked my 3 year old daughter in the face last night and told her she can be President one day. And criiiiiiiied. And just cried again typing about it to you. What a day.

I didn’t know it was on TBS until I read this (I searched on comedy central once then forgot about it) so I’m gonna jump on this bandwagon now too!!

me too! I really want to try their skin care

Maybelline is also doing some good things with lip products. NYX is another good one, but harder to find in drugstores, at least in Virginia.

I got an Ultra Metallic Lip when they came out and I've only tried it on once (it's dark and not a summer color) but the wand seemed fine. I also just ordered a new Ultra Matte liquid lip that should be arriving soon, so now I'm nervous about THAT wand. I have always used their matte lippie sticks, so this was my…

With Madeleine all the way

UNFROSTED??? WHAT ARE YOU

he can have mine

Probably gonna be mad at my boyfriend for the rest of the day. My brother better not call me, either.

WHY IS ANY OF THIS HAPPENING

they can rule different kingdoms!! the more queens the better!

(I love bad bitches)

I always chuckle to see VA labeled as a swing state. Lived here since I was 3, and I can assure you that the daily life here feels RED STATE AS FUCK.

But, we love Kaine. He did good things for VA, is reminiscent of our dear Biden, and really shouldn’t offend anyone. It’s the official election of The Lesser of the Evils.

ew oh my god. this is disturbing every time.

Same. Don't even talk to me about bathing suits.

I totally agree! I don't really have a bump yet though, just a general thickening of EVERYTHING, so it's an awkward in between stage. I do tend to boycott maternity clothes in favor of things with lots of stretch. This time I'll be big in the winter, which will be new. Not looking forward to pants.

you can hide your whole cooler in there

starred for hating the cowboys

I bought a denim-looking one (it’s so shitty I don’t even think it’s real denim) because I’m 13 weeks pregnant and starting to chub up, but it’s really fucking ugly. It currently lives in the “maybe when my belly is huge and I’m desperate” pile, but I don’t have high hopes.