I'm still gagging. His first name is Newton. That's not awful. WHY would you allow people to call you fucking Newt?? Don't get me started on Newty.

Props on the really strategic nipple covering placement of that wack ass camo jacket, tho. That had to be a pain in the ass to stay on top of all night.

How is Playboy still a thing though

Yeah, neither one of those things was an accident. Fuck this person.

At work our home page is MSN and it just popped up asking me to take a poll “Should RBG resign?”

FUCK NO, HOW DARE YOU was not a choice, so I voted no. But..you guys...52% voted yes!! Who the fuck are these people

I’m sure I’m not the first person to say this, but


Daaaaamn, Gina!

Yeah I am fully on board here. Crazy sandwich systems GO

That's what I'm saying!! Bitch, they thought you were a ghost

Another top contender

How do you know?? LOL the only way I know mine is tilted is because my midwife told me. And it wasn't tilted the last time I was pregnant, 3 years ago, so this is a condition that can change apparently. Also, be warned: you can still get pregnant. Haha.

I like it. Seems like a well-thought policy. Get it how you live, I suppose.

I worked in a nursing home once that had a separate dementia unit. Married couples lived together in the regular units, and while I was there this one man started mentally declining really rapidly, and had to move out of his room with his wife…

YES. Chill out with the onions, but otherwise hell yes.

I absolutely agree. Which is way, way sadder than being let down like that by the school.

I may be mistaken, but I do think a few Penn State officials have been charged, and Paterno (again, if I recall correctly) was looking at charges had he not died when he did.

It definitely seems like it would be an issue, especially with this girl being a minor. Do they not even notify the parents? Did the victim not tell her parents? I feel as a parent I would demand that more be done.

I am starving over here. I have never needed a sandwich so badly in my life.

my uterus seems to have tilted itself now? (I'm 11 wks pregnant) But that probably isn't because of my slutty past

whitney gif is solid gold

I like "this shit is fucked up"

My first thought when I saw this tweet was similar. I am POSITIVE I have had lots more sex than Taylor Swift, and a kid, and my vagina doesn't look like any meat sandwich. Maybe some sort of rare beautiful but deadly flower.