“they sent it to me for free"

I'm pregnant and I want it. I've never held a tennis racket in my life but I need it for marathon eating and lounging. It will fit the whole time!

But the irony of dude being a crime reporter....stop

One of our local newscasters (DC news, not national) wore a sleeveless dress last week and got literal rape threats on her Facebook page. This picture of them made me laugh out loud.

I delivered my daughter via emergency C-section, 4 weeks early (in VA, not even medical marijuana is legal here) and everything was unplanned and really fast and terrifying, at some point someone tested my blood or urine or something, and it came back positive for marijuana. No one mentioned CPS, but they wanted all…

uhhh that's not even remotely true and you should definitely not be dispensing advice on this as you have no clue what you're talking about.

My pediatrician told me once that pumping and dumping was really only necessary if I was taking something like chemotherapy drugs. Everything else is in SUCH diluted levels that it truly barely matters as long as you wait it out. (within reason, obviously, and I doubt she meant cocaine but you know what I mean.)

well yeah, filming kids in their home is a lot different than flying them to Puerto Rico, tying them up, and making them eat weird shit. Like I said.

I have not ever seen that. Sounds lovely. Still not something that's being done by major TV networks in America, as I said.

LOLOLOL you right

I should have clarified, I meant it’s unlikely and American tv show would fly children to PR and film them eating weird shit. Especially a major network.

I have been pondering this as well and would be surprised if any American TV show allowed participants at 16. Doesn't mean it didn't happen, but it would surprise me

I'm reasonably confident that dog is miserable as fuck

EW YES ITS TOTALLY HUCKABEE

that one physically hurt me. I'm still cringing

ooh maybe that's a good book to spend my 2.68 settlement on

I prefer your version for succinctness among other things

Hell no. Why would someone think it's weird to be asked if there is a gun in their house before I send my child to that house?? Holy red flag.

Sorry Amber that's past my bedtime

Telling kids to google something instead of actually TEACHING, HELPING THEM LEARN is bad fucking teaching.