I believe the term you are looking for is "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER"

This Lady for Sainthood 2016

Not because I'm going to go there, I'm just so glad to know something like that exists for women who so desperately need it.

I just started a new job Monday, and I am 8 weeks pregnant, and I should not have read this sitting at my desk. I am embarrassing myself. That poor, brave, strong, strong, strong woman. What a nightmare. Thank you so much for sharing your story, I am so glad I know about that clinic now too.

I did the exact same, got pissed, dyed it black again and HERE I AM WISHING FOR COOL BLONDE UGH

Summer if you mean Fall! Ya girl would sweat to death walking around like that today in VA.

I am ACTUALLY seeing red. If this persists till lunch I may be concerned.

I think that how a woman dresses a party does NOT equal promiscuity.

AJ FOR PRESIDENT

Paper clip thing killed me. Oh, did I laugh.

HAHAH I literally said that out loud as soon as I saw this headline.

Oh my god I forgot about that. If that wasn't the greatest moment in television history, I sincerely don't know what was.

... I actually didn't hate that season! I know I'm supposed to be ashamed of that but I'm not 💁🏻

Not in terms of physical strength, usually.

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

The names got me too.

This whole school system needs to be shut the fuck down and started over from scratch.

Unforgivable

Ohmygod that is SOLID FUCKING GOLD and coming from Miss Jackèe only makes it funnier