Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Man, I wonder which team official was behind The Wheel. Hopefully not Jason Kidd.

Or just say "fuck the draft" and let players sign as free agents out of college. There is still a salary cap in place. You are free to decide how much you want to believe in a 19 year old kid who may be the next great thing, or could be a colossal bust. The player has other teams to use for leverage, and teams don't…

Seriously, leave it to Newton to fail to see the gravity in the situation. Prick.

If you ask me, I'd say Coach London has a rather his school's mascot attitude towards recruiting.

Dear Coach London,

"What's the big deal? I played the 1993 superbowl on snow."

@NBCSportsRadio: we apologize for the previous tweet - it has been swept under the rug and forgotten.

1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State.

CONFIRMED: Adolf Hitler gassed after conquest of Europe.

"Never fight someone at a sports game that has the higher ground" Sun Devil Tzu

Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Every year my daughter writes extensive Christmas lists and demands a tree, two requests I never grant. She is always confused as to why. I just don't have the heart to tell her we're Jewish.

Forgot

This has only raised his future draft stock because people are saying he compares favorably with Big Ben.

That cat's got better hands than Pettigrew.

This analysis is great, but it overlooks one of the lesser-known gimmicks of Grinnell Basketball. After a winning game, the team makes a human pyramid, and the leading scorer gets to be on the top, and pose with a parent for a special picture. What no one is talking about is that Taylor hurt his back late in the…

To further the point, Taylor wasn't even the only guy in basketball to take 108 shots on his own last night, as Vin Baker decided to pace himself for a change.