Putting windshield wiper controls in a freaking menu that you have to poke around for on a touchscreen while you are driving in the rain is a perfect example of how Tesla is a techbro company first, car company second.

As soon as he was set down onto the wet pit lane, his shoes were wet. A total waste.

[eagerly awaits $150,000 AMG version]

Jalopnik: “Expensive cars have to be faster than everything!”

My wife and I were waiting for our table at the local Outback Steakhouse and they had the X Games on TV in the bar. When Pastrana landed that double backflip, I totally geeked out in front of 30 strangers. Thought I was going to have eat dinner alone that night LOL, but wifey was cool - after I calmed down!

I stopped when she said that her favorite book was “Who Moved My Cheese”.

for $599 a month I can lease a Cayman and for $799 a Macan S or $1199 for a 911 carrera... so $2k could put the 911 and Macan S in my garage or $2k could put the Cayman and the Macan S in my garage and pay for insurance too and I wouldn’t have to worry about other people’s butts in my porsche seats ... why would I do…

Can we also take a moment to reflect on the usage of “duel”?

That Maybach though.

#Kinja’d

i would fuck my dad for the B6 Touring

Agreed...I was in the vicinity of that income and Uncle Sam and the over taxation state of California loved me for it. You’ll lose 38% easily right off the top for starters. I think the part that people really can’t imagine is that these professionals are 100%, full saturation 24/7 (nearly 365) committed to their…

What if rich daddy had to spend $2-5M to buy your seat to just get you chance to drive in the professional ranks as a 17 year old? Now that $200k disn’t seem so big if your paying for your seat. Plus $200k after Uncle Sam and the state takes their cuts isn’t really that much considering the level of commitment needed…

Took a cab from DCA to my house, maybe 2 miles all on one single road. It costs twice as much as Uber and the driver was on his phone the entire time. Like texting or surfing, not talking.

I’m not talking about people who use female AND male with the same frequency. But people who use “female” to address women and “men/man” to address men.

I read that wrong...

This is a bit of a hot take, but I don’t understand why people get so uptight about driver compensation for these services.

Damn. Spot Fucking On.

That is the world’s largest collection of electrical gremlins and spontaneous fluid leaks. (and I love it)

Don’t worry, there is a solution to that problem.