jacquescampbell
JaqcuesCampbell
jacquescampbell

i truly don’t mean to be insensitive but whenever i hear about people dying in accidents like this, this is all i can really think of

68% of americans have facebook. that’s 218,00,000 people. 1400 people (small town) represent .00064% of that number. so yeah it’s a fucking miracle.

it’s a sergio. they made 6

don’t get me wrong i love the new miata with all my heart and soul but OMFG HOLY SHIT NO WHYYY NOOOOOO!??!?!?!?!

ED!

don’t fucking @ me but i’d take a 507 over a 250 don’t @ me

i would stick my dick in a furai if i wasn’t so afraid of it combusting

wow yeah i came to comment that the zonda looks much better than the huayra, despite my past stance on the matter. huayra mouth = bad. also the c12 is gorgeous and maybe prettier than the zonda. suck it

wrong, it tastes very great.

this is actually the best. maserati is the red-headed stepchild of the FCA performance brands. the only people that buy them are the nuveau-riche, who is the target market for electric vehicles anyway. they haven’t come out with a compelling vehicle in nearly a decade. they rely entirely on ferrari powertrains anyway.

very few early 2000s cars are aging as well as the mc12

why do you need a truck to hold 590 iphones?

lol

you’re optional

although i read nearly every jalopnik article, i’m incensed by any technology that insists on taking something that’s not broken and fixing it. i love progress. i hate this bullshit.

agreed. i’m guessing it will have some sort of camera assist but that’s not perfect yet?

also you can modulate your stopping distance. like if i have to slam on my brakes how does this fucker know?

yeah i realize that this is bait but the rest of the list was soooo good and then Kid A popped up and i set a reminder for 2020 to vote for trump

FERD PERSTERK DIESULL

lol w/e nerd