it’s cuz it looks photoshopped i think.. like in every photo

i’m so excited for people like this to die

not sure if you’re familiar with hong kong

you can’t diet your way out of being 8 feet tall.

i think this is a great idea. i don’t watch nascar cuz the first two hours and fifty six minutes are so boring. last 4 minutes are great tho

i hate donald trump and i hate mike pence but this is a non issue and it makes me feel gross for defending pence. this is something midwesterners do. i RARELY hear my grandfather call my grandmother her name. He calls her mother 99% of the time. they’re both very liberal and normal to people like us considering their…

i have a spooky feeling this comment is going to be oddly prescient in a few days time.

“I think it’s more the effort to remain at the top of your game, waking up early to exercise, going to work with a co-worker you don’t like, and if you fail to perform they fire you and tarnish your reputation.” this is literally my life and i don’t drive a fuckin race care for a living. again: tiny violin

that’s not what i’m implying at all. i was reacting to Porsche Was My First Word’s comment about how the hardships of F1 are even something you need to consider in this career. you could pull me out of the car after every race, kick me in the nuts 4 times, then fart in my eyeball, and i would still consider it to be…

shooting brake is all about the back window. read oppo for once http://oppositelock.kinja.com/what-makes-a-car-a-shooting-brake-hatch-or-wagon-1440265570

*pulls out universe’s smallest violin that i’ve saved for a special occasion*

has anyone noticed the prevalence of NISMO Jukes in NYC? i have

are you fucking blind? they’re the same shape.

yeah idk they’re both the same shape. it’s like that five-sided pointy thing with downward sloping rake as opposed to the upward sloping one on the previous mustang. the new mustangs are just a little squatter and longer than the ram but yeah they’re the same shape

they’re the same shape. ram’s is just taller, squatter.

i FINALLY FOUND WHAT THE HEADLIGHTS REMIND ME OF

left side of his face corresponds with that side of the sink and at that height... he was sitting on the potty.

dad?

dad?

in fairness there is precedence for these headlights: