you forgot the poster of the 83 C5 corvette in the kid’s room.

i don’t see how this could “piss off lamborghini” considering the sheer number of liberty walked murcielagos, gallardos, aventadors and huracans parading around this country at 4 mph

there isn’t a single fuckin road in paris where you should be driving fast enough to rip the back wheel off of a space age tube frame chassis and carbon fiber hyper car. i’m so glad for every dollar whichever saudi jackass gets to pay to get this thing back in working order. i hope horacio buys something very nice for…

right. cuz NOW republicans are going to start listening to scientists

lol

what about F2?

got some. come get some of these beautiful nuts

boss my balls around brucey

can it mcdougall.

penis

isn’t there a dang robot that can stick the smokey thing in front of the car? just seems like doing science with some dink holding a stick in a 125 mph wind isn’t the best way to science

what i’m saying is that Fortune is entirely sponsored. like the whole thing.

actually i’m from new jersey.

real talk: i have a friend who runs a sustainable clothing start up and they pay fortune magazine for press about them. fortune magazine is an advertorial. elon musk calling attention to that isn’t him being cranky - we like elon musk because he reminds us of the tony stark we all want the world to have: vocal CEO of…

don’t forget the half ton pickup the NSX XXX and it’s limited edition lime green NSX XXX Mountain Dew edition.

if it means anything to you, journalistically, i’d be happy to share some stories about how best friend’s publicist paid to get stories written about his company in Fortune.

i have a pretty good feeling that this kinda stuff is going to keep happening and i’m already getting tired of seeing it in the jalopnik feed. maybe we can get a sub-blog for when idiots crash their not-quite self driving car because they think we’re zooming around in goddamn 2056

since it’s 2016 and this is on the internet i’m fully expecting some viral campaign for a stupid company that i’m going to hate soon to come out any minute now.

*grabs roll of paper towels*

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