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"Sorry, it's been taken. We did overfly the base after the handover was complete. Honestly, I don't understand why the new owner needs so many panel vans. Doesn't he have enough storage space?"

From what I heard, Bill talked for quite a bit longer than 25 mins. Is there any way that we can see the unedited interview? He's damned interesting to listen to (and his enthusiasm is infectious!)

The last time I saw this much motorized pole-riding was the day the Sybian was delivered to Howard Stern's studio.

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Smooth? Sexy? Likeable? Yet a bit of a skirt-chasing chauvinist? I can't imagine where AMC got that idea about Jaguar.

"Pfft. I've seen better million-dollar tail than that."

Heheh, Caswellian levels of awesome.

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One pack of ten, please. And make them quick, I'm in a rush.

Be careful out there on the road, people.

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"Alright gents, line up to do your burnou- hey, where're you going?"

I think the answer to that depends a lot on who makes the replica and what is being replicated. Personally, I'm of the opinion that if the car is sufficiently uber-rare (say, a Cobra Daytona coupe) and the company building the car has a well-established reputation for putting out a quality product, then by all means

It's damned hot down here (expected high of 90 degF today) for a relatively large part of the year, with humidity of over 50% for most of the time. Given that the majority of drivers in my town are dozy or homicidal asshats when confronted with two-wheeled vehicles (several students in my univ have almost been killed

Urge... to dragon... rising.. fast...

First? Pfft? Jalopnik's own Dragon has successfully docked innumerable times in the past.

I came to do more than take a gander at this comment, but I couldn't wing anything good.

Yup, I agree. When I was living in an apartment, the complex was right next to a pond which was filled with various ducks and geese. For some reason, they decided that the best place to roost was on the other side of the road in some tall bushes.

Behold, pink/lavender duck diapers. I think I have officially found the end of the Internet.

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Hey, adults can be funny too when they go under. Courtesy of one our very own Jalops, when he was under for wisdom tooth removal.

Yes, large tachs do have a place in the automotive world. No, screwed onto the dashboard of your slushbox-equipped Cavalier isn't one of those places.