Nothing a proper respray wouldn't fix (unless they went and welded the doors.) But then again if they did, even my cat wouldn't be able to get into the car. NP.

Amateur. This is a deadly weapon.

I love Papercraft models, especially the complex ones. I've got a MW4 Vulture sitting in my office.

#1: I'm almost impressed by her ability to roll that car. I'm sure I could repeat that um, feat.

You can arch your back and pout your lips all you like luv, but I'm afraid you won't distract our fearless leader from dragoning the paint off that sexy Alfa.

Hey now, I resemble that remark.

A welcome letter from Bernie Ecclestone to the arriving teams in Bahrain:

#nibbyotd

Nicely done, Spiegs. Have a new Mazda 3 on me. This young lady will be along shortly to present it to you.

Rashly did the bees make their nest, for they failed to notice the warning sticker placed on the passengers-side window.

Kinda hard to pick up girls at the local car meet when you're covered in bees!

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I still have a copy of this game, in its original box & media, with all the manuals. I wonder if it's worth anything?

Full disclosure: there are a couple GT/CS models in my town, and every time I see one, I can't help but admire how attractive they are. Sure, they may be fast in looks alone, but I wouldn't mind owning one myself.

On modern cars (especially luxury/high-end ones), fiddling with anything in the electrical which might intersect with the security system is an exercise best left to the pros. Modern integrated anti-theft systems don't like to be touched in incorrect ways, and screwing it up will probably result in an expensive visit…

There's definitely an art to dealing with drums, especially with those damned springs. After a couple times around the block, it's not especially taxing. I even enjoy it somewhat.

Man, there's something about those steelies. They just look... right.

Overheard from the crime scene investigator after the woman was hauled off:

*sigh* I doesn't matter what topic you start from — inevitably it will degenerate into a discussion about inappropriate size.