"Your stewardess will be around momentarily with a beverage and VIP service."

...it's clear that even thieves really don't want a Camry. Everyone wants high horsepower."

This is the only way Jalopnik is allowed to show an Evo video:

"Maranello central office, Maria speaking. Mr Montzemolo? Hang on, let me see if he's free."

Try the NC models. I can fit in mine just fine and I'm 6'1".

Well, not the species as a whole... the Giant Canada Goose subspecies was endangered for a while (back in the 60s), but they have recovered. The other 6 subspecies (Atlantic, Interior, Moffit's, Vancouver, Dusky and another lesser complex) are supposedly doing quite well, although the Dusky seems to be suffering…

Unbelievable. A couple decades ago, we were fighting to keep them from going extinct. Now, they're everywhere, and we can't wait to get rid of them.

Two questions:

Meanwhile, the local folk, all too cognizant of the coming horde, covered their windows, readied their water hoses and said a hurried last goodbye to their cars' paint jobs.

Yup... I couldn't believe it when I first saw it. In fact, I didn't know what to make of it at first and had to look it up in Mazda's brochure. You can see it in the right/top-right of the picture, as the L-shaped pipe coming from the intake and leading up to just below the windshield line. The in-line canister which…

F**king Bilma caravan drivers. Yes, we know you're faster than a camel. But dammit, the most a camel would do would use the tree as a grazing point or a scratching post, not a freakin' crash barrier.

Truth... you speak it. As irritating as some of them are, most of the items are by and large invisible. You can tell that Mazda really didn't want to have anything interfere with the drivers experience (the only item I really miss is the spare tire, as the Z-folding roof pretty much eliminated any space for a spare.)…

Having driven a car with auto wipers for the first time this weekend (Cadillac SRX), I can attest to their absolute uselessness. Half the time I was having to override the wipers because they simply could not keep up with changing weather conditions fast enough.

I'm sorry to say that my '09 Miata can only match 29 of those items in the Real Car List, despite it being a 6-speed manual. It doesn't have a diff dipstick, or a coolant level gauge, or a spare tire. It does have TPMS, throttle-by-wire, airbags, an engine cover and a computer which will whine if you don't tighten the…

Obvious answer is obvious (and stated at least 3-4 times already,) Besides the fact that it's lightweight, with a nice front-engined, rear-drive layout, independent suspension, light clutch, short-shift, responsive feel and is available with an LSD, the biggest reason this car is one of the best to learn to hoon is…

Perhaps you could have him guest-write a couple for Jalopnik, then?

Well, shit... that didn't last long. Justin looked like he was shaping up to be a good fit too.

Lovely collectible. I just hope that whoever picks up this beauty will have the good sense to take it out occasionally and use it for its intended purpose, rather than leave it to rot in the corner of a museum.

I remember reading that... true or not (even Wired doesn't admit its validity), it's quite an entertaining story.

With comments like that, you'll charm the pants off the lolitas in no time at all.