@strawberrybathtub: The point was that they didn't only spend $300 doing it.

@bdahi: Part of why American Express is not accepted everywhere I think.

Since these are apparently drawn in Photoshop rather than photographed, you can't tell what the handle looks like. They have no idea what "good ergonomics" means; it's in 2d.

@twothefutureandbeyond: I might ask the doctor to read it aloud to me.

I bet that a font a person is actually willing to read will be way more effective than one that no one will read.

@isis1231: Only fat calories will count in liquids. I know that'll be hard, because of how cheap and convenient Butter-Chicken-Stock smoothies are, but it wouldn't be a challenge otherwise.

Excluding work clothes, gym clothes, underwear, weather clothes, etc. That's ridiculous.

@LeftClicker: Hey! Wait a minute!

Me no likey.

@LeftClicker: If I could make my computer spit out cash at me, I would.

@r33brooks: There is but it's not like some guy is sitting in a control room calling out commands to his squad.

I've never thought about it, but I wonder how many people didn't believe in anything hundreds of years ago. We don't read about people that think "it just rains" or "sometimes food just doesn't grow, whatever."

I can't believe people are still out there, alive, that actually talk like that.

"...doused in cleaning fluid..."

@Keith Whistler: That's all they have is customer service staff.

@yet2bedefined: Do you remember the Fred Savage skit about parents hiding things they don't want their kids to find next to other things their kids are going to look for?

@DaCrusher: The cat pictured in my profile picture was abducted two years ago.

@TheNr24: Thank you. I see a void, and I fill it.

@capitalsown:

@Rusty: When you put yourself in the public eye (by becoming a world-famous starred Gizmodo commenter, chatting alongside such celebrities as William Hurt and Bob Hoskins), it's the choice you have to make.