@worm4real3: I took a shower, I came back:

@worm4real3: Ever been spammed with flashbangs in CS at the start of a round?

@zelfmoordkonijn: Which is more common? Spamming flash grenades or a pure-luck knife kill like this?

@Amoliski: I think the guy that got hit should be restricted to the prone position on that account for eternity.

@Xeo: That's what sets CoD apart from Battlefield and Medal of Honor: Those games let you shoot rifles, throw grenades, drive tanks. CoD is centered around knife throwing. After all, knife throwing is how we won WW2.

@worm4real3: Unreal Tournament. Ripper.

@KaMai: That reads like, "As a result of the penis-shaped logo..."

@Random Task: I love all three of those things.

But, she's cute though.

@stopbanningme: Oh it's all there. Skateboards, guns, Slater. Although, even though I have seen it, I have no clue what it means to "gleam the cube." I know the information is out there on the internet, but, I just don't know.

@B@tM@n: The gym is a really good idea. Nice way to clear your head and organize your thoughts so you have a sort of plan when you get back to work.

@heretrix: I forgot my wallet when I went to sign up for the beta so I had to do degrading sex acts on the guys at EB Games, and then I lagged out at the last minute and got ejected to the lobby. Bad day.

@coffinmouth: I think this is what he meant.

That music is like some techno from ten years ago. They must have really dug for that.

@cesarcantua: It is James Franco. He is homeless.

@Azel: The difference is that the songs you mentioned are good songs.

@iHack: 8tch2o

@Tommy Five: I'm on my way to completing a similar project with STDs.

That's one more book than I've ever sold.

@Lucas Prater: I want my star now. Please, everybody!