@Gordonium: That's when Fleshbot kicks in.

@Curves: I rarely can drink coffee black, but try often, usually changing my mind and adding cream and sugar. But I can remember a few particularly good days where everything seemed to be going good, and the coffee tasted great.

From what I hear, you can get an upgrade card from Best Buy for this.

@DingoJunior: I just want to let you know that I believe it's my right to have stuff without paying for it. I don't have some illusion about how if I paid for the gimped chipset, I also paid for the full one. If I downloaded a hack, then that's what it is.

@graabein: Deception is the bad part. If it was marketed as, "If you decide you need more later, you can upgrade without even having to open your case." then it would be fine.

@diabolusunknownTheThird: It's almost like you read the article!

I think Rotten Tomatoes is worthless. I disagree with an unignorable majority of the things I've read there. It has been completely useless for me as far as finding new movies. (movies new to me, I mean)

@MattyMattMatt: Eh.

@jupiterthunder: Oh I'm sure the fire will go all over the place. Portable indeed.

@Maikeru03: Very good.

@Maikeru03: Aren't most animals color blind though?

@Annalee Newitz: I would make a list in case there are topics out there that make for great movies that I don't care about, but I fear it would reveal all the secret things I do like and so a secret it remains!

This was honestly the most interesting thing I've read about this movie, but unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) I still have no desire to see it and actually just feel even more irritated at the thought of the movie. There was a movie called The Last Days of Disco, and I thought it was in the lead for Movie About…

@longooglite: The real embarrassment will be when the conversation finally comes around to safe binder clip usage. God I hate those talks.

@jupiterthunder: Haha...worksheets.

Was it Boujou or After Effects that was used to remove their shirts?

@JosephCole: The Tuber Lathe.

@KamWrex: From a recent Cook's Illustrated, to back up your point:

@reynwrap582: ...until all six are gone and I'm stuck in the pond, because I'm too drunk to stand.

This is what happens when you let assholes like Michael Bay try to film even one live action scene.