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@Lord_Data ∞: Jesus Christ. I don't think I've seen that picture before but that's what I think everytime I watch a movie legally. I'm being punished for "doing the right thing." And previews? Go fuck yourself, we got Youtube now.

@allgoodpeople: When you share stars, you're sharing with everyone your partner has ever shared with.

@Subliminal Bukkake: It's just to remind you of what you could have, if you were worthy. Now, fill that bathtub with your tears.

@pfc.joker: I was excited when I got one at GTV, but then I saw where they were just giving them away.

@awhitemormon: You probably live down the street, then.

@Michael Enoch Majewski: Speaking of beating a dead horse, I read a very similar comment to this one, just below it. Hm.

@Flike: The strategies I've seen have you solve part of three sides that touch at one corner first, and then you work your way out, instead of solving one whole side first.

This reminds me of those guides in 2600 that would lead you out into the wild internet on a kiosk at a mall or wherever. Cool.

@icedesignz07: That kind of attitude affects your tip. You may think it doesn't spill over, but people can feel it.

@mapex001: Leave it to a European to complain about things in a restaurant that have nothing to do with food.

@learniiburn: That is fucking awesome. I once had a plan to get myself and my friends all second jobs at a theater and screw around til we were all fired. But then we got in a fight with the owner. I told him I was never coming back, then he told me I was banned. He was a dick. Anyway in an alternate dimension I

@Damien Lavizzo: I argued with my girlfriend that $300 dollars for a sack is ridiculous. She said it's not a sack. I said the difference is that if I looked for my phone in a potato sack it wouldn't take more than ten seconds to retrieve it. Unlike her purse.

@infmom: Maybe people will get to mars and just feel shitty all the time. And then when aliens make contact with them, after earth is destroyed, they'll be like, "Eh. Whatever."

@tomsomething: I'm not above thinking that, but the regular dating sites seem so white already.

@taniquetil: I don't think that line was in the movie.

I don't understand what's naked about this bike.

@Hellaphunt: My first thoughts exactly. At least with a chopper, if you slam into something you'll do a cool flip and fly through the air, mullet and shades trailing behind you.

@Platypus Man: Well duh, but it's hard to get my car in my purse without raising suspicions.