@Uncommon_Whore: When I think of nannies, I immediately think of sexy nanny outfits.
@Uncommon_Whore: When I think of nannies, I immediately think of sexy nanny outfits.
@eraserface: The customer chuckles. "No, no. I don't have to pay. Look at my dick."
@emaline: It's a really bad joke, because I'm kind of serious, and it's not a funny subject.
@Sars Also Misses MizJenkins: Rule of thumb for bartenders- Any guy that buys a Long Island Iced Tea for a girl is a rapist.
@ayared: I shouldn't have said "Are you twelve?"
@ayared: You're right- when women drink, they are asking for it.
@donopolis: There's less money in caring about women than in fighting drugs.
Dear Chief of Police David Brown,
@topsully:
@johnnyabnormal: Take Miley Cyrus, for example.
@johnnyabnormal: A friend of mine's father sedated a mountain lion with tainted food and then packed it into a suitcase, which he and his friends then left in a walmart parking lot between some empty cars. A group of guys looked around and took it, then drove off with it.
@ihatetwitter: I think the biggest appeal of the video, is it looks like it's 9:30 am on a Saturday morning. What a great time. Also, there's a girl in it.
@Mars478: And then within that folder, hide it in one of these three folders:
@empty.bin: Scream was on sometime this week. I imagine being the poor woman "reporting" on the wedding is like being Gale Weathers.
@luckey: Sometimes, when I see that Jersey Shore, or The Hills, or Super Sweet Sixteen, or Growing Up Gotti, or Real Housewives, or Real L Word, or Big Brother, or...
Does he charge extra to have a portrait of Don Johnson facing the car while he cleans it?
@glenaypia: No YOUR shellfish.
@dallasmay: Yeah, jerks.
@kellyfever: I used to like Alternative Apparel but their models started wearing bras.