@CubemonkeyNYC: I'll have to take your word for it. After an imdb search, I realize I haven't seen her in anything that was good. Except maybe the Professional, but I'm hesitant to really say that was on purpose.

@ortizlgnd4: I don't think you understand what we're talking about here:

@Damn_Your_Sudden_But_Inevitabl...: I don't think leaving to rot is really a rebirth.

Natalie Portman, who can't act, should have learned how to act in acting school.

People here are simultaneously arguing that DNA evidence is not accurate enough to trust, and that this is a terrible injustice and shouldn't be allowed.

@Mex: It's not as funny as it could be, because it's so sad, because it's such an honest reflection of investigation dramas. Almost want to cry.

@dennis636223: If someone commits a crime, and then they are arrested and tried and convicted, that sounds like the ideal outcome.

@Denver: My concern would be dozens of people constantly checking their phones and saying, "What the hell's up with the signal?"

@iTofu 3GS has no reception problems: That's like when you go into the gift shop and say to yourself, "There's no way they're gonna have a necklace with the name Melina on it. That's an uncommon name." And yet, there it is.

@Mex: New idea for a blog: Headlines that Double as Porn Titles.

@kapanak: I meant "not edible." Not like an ice cream cone. Dammit.

@jedivulcan: You had me at "jello invention."

@aek8: That young boy has nice teeth.

@LeftClicker: I think it's technically still edible, but I'm getting the feeling from the website that it's edible the way an ice cream cone is. That's too bad. =( indeed.

@Mike Worldcrusher: By adding "or something" to every answer on the tests.

@Mex: I think it has something to do with being outside.

@ortizlgnd4: You are saying what I said. You are saying it's less than 2000 years. That is what the original dude said. You also made a sarcastic comment about it: "first: nearly? You have a theory that Jesus was born after 10 A.D.?"

@thenughuffer: What I'm talking about is where Hahn says it's dumb to say "nearly 2000 years ago" when we are more than 2000 years into the AD side, but also says the phrase was written years after Jesus.

@td90uk: What a dickhead.

@Philip Kahn: I think you win. My universe just got bigger. I'll see you on the roof when the Other Beings arrive.