How did a frigging ton ton not make the list? 

How did a frigging ton ton not make the list? 

You say you don't want more Britney docs but we both know you're champing at the bit to do another pathetically snarky write up about one for the sake of clicks.

Mike the marvelous edgelord would probably be more appropriate

Are the Oscars actually important to anyone who doesn’t get nominated for one or the academy itself? Cause I’ve literally never met anyone who cared.

It really is. I have severe mint and chocolate allergies but I don’t burden my servers or the chefs with it cause as an adult I have identified a problem and learned how to order accordingly. If you're the type of person that sees gluten free options but decides to try and make up their own from a non gluten free…

As a lifelong chef I’d imagine the realm of “annoying orders” there’s regular allergy, vegan, gluten “allergy” and then there’s Demi Lovato.

I went from barely knowing who this person is to not caring to actively disliking her all in like the course of a year.

There's already a weekend at Bernie's 2 and it's easily the worst movie ever made.

This show seems like it’s gonna be Lethal Weapon but they’re both gonna be Riggs and I'm here for it.

Matt Geatz looks like a used car salesman crossed with a televangelist crossed with a wormy turd.

Chalfonte is a stones throw from Philly, it’s not out in the proper PA sticks, just the "on the way to Allentown" ones.

You know Chalfonte, PA isn't the south right?

This is considered a "good look" in the general Chalfonte area.

That's a standard look in Chalfonte.

Plus if he turns on his brother the whole “Fredo” thing gets ratcheted up 10 fold and we know how he feels about that comparison.

I don't know where I read it but someone posited that if Chris Cuomo is Fredo than Andrew is Sonny and it is beyond apt. If anyone else saw it let me know so I credit whomever it was.

As a professional chef for the last 25+ years this is mostly false to a point. Anything can taste gourmet if cooked properly, most of the time what is advertised is minimum 1 grade below what is served(you ordered prime but got choice) and food trends and shipping set prices as much as scarcity. The truffle is the…

I forgot Chip Foose existed, thanks for the reminder. Now I can resume wishing a piano falls on that douche factory. 

Pro tip, start rounding up or down now and “ish” as a suffix is your ally. You have 7ish years, that .5 stuff is very “I’m 7 and a half”.

Well ain't you special. It hits like a freight train so be ready.