I literally grew up with a six foot black snake living in our attic and walls. Whenever we found one of his skins, we’d hang it on our mantelpiece. My family took a wild snake to the vet once!

That being said, I do not blame this old woman at all. Copperheads are not endangered, mildly aggressive, and could kill…

Is it Whacking Day already?

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

I doubt it was all that over-the-top. She probably started with the shotgun and used the long tools to make sure the job was done at distance. With copperheads, you don’t stop until they’re dead twice.

IRANIANS ARE NOT PERSIANS. They only use that word because “Iranian” became a scary thing during the Ayatollah’s anti-American stance in the 70s.

I find it hilarious that before the ACA was passed, republicans were against ANY form of government health care (Mostly due to them being in the pockets of insurance companies).

As someone who barely knows what The X-Files is, but was completely enthralled by Gillian Anderson’s performance in The Fall (i.e. the feminist crime show we’ve been wanting), the way this show is apparently being dominated by male perspectives is very sad to see. Gillian is a badass who deserves to showcase her full…

From your last link:

Are there any members of the Jezebel community that don’t agree with Body-Positivity when it’s glamorizing women that are clearly so overweight that they’re destined for health problems, or are you guys behind being proud and confident as we dance our fat asses to the morgue?

I love the mall and I go all the time. I hope it sticks around. It’s a great place to walk around when it’s really hot outside. I think I use it more for returns than for shopping (buying stuff online and then returning anything that doesn’t work in the store). But even then I often end up browsing while I’m there…

Breaks my heart to realize that future generations may not ever experience the joy of going to a Spencer’s and finding the “If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be A Fucking Airport” hat they’ve so desperately coveted.

I’m honestly excited to see this movie.

Maybe they should have gotten an actual dancer to play Baby.

No.

Whatever, maybe I’m a sucker but I actually liked the ad. Life is complicated but some things aren’t - if you’ve worked with someone to build something and had a positive experience, why wouldn’t you sit down and socialise with them. Engaging with each other more and straying from our self-imposed “camps” is what we…

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

No, we’re not. We can talk about it.