The only thing I really hated was the bad Vader choke line. He’s not Mr Freeze, he shouldn’t be doing choke puns.

Mornings. You sweat when you sleep, you don’t move around that means that sweat is just stewing in your cracks and crevices rather than having a chance to evaporate, sweat means bacteria, bacteria means smell. You stink at work you smelly fuck. Also in the evenings after the gym.

Now imagine Ted Cruz, naked, sitting in a darkened room and surrounded by nothing but empty soup cans and shredded photos of Donald Trump as he meticulously applies Cheez Whiz to a Vienna sausage. Heidi smiles silently on a chair in the corner, staring at nothing. Another productive Tuesday morning.

+1 Trey getting shot on the OC

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

I fixed it.

It’s equal in the military, so you’re all set.

Yeah, sexist dudes always think this is the thing that’ll get us to be all, “you’re right, I should never have complained about all that other unequal stuff! I’ll get back in your kitchen.”

This is good. This is reasonable and lively debate- may be the only way to ever reach people like her. Yelling at her and screaming “YOU BITCH YOU BITCH YOURE A RACIST FUCKWAD” will never make someone like Tami Tahren question how she views the world or change her opinions.

He never said that. He said, correctly, that there are large groups of Muslims in the world—hundreds of millions—who are sympathetic to the jihadist cause. And that matters. For a site that obsesses over the concept of “normalization,” the fact that this concept is just pushed under the rug when it comes to Islam is…

Speaking as a white male feminist who voted for Hillary, I can tell you with confidence that the left side of the Democratic party is actively pushing white males to the Republican party. They’re being sent very clear signals that they are not wanted, so they are naturally leaving to the other half of our two-party…

Maybe you don’t know Bill Maher as well as you think you do.

Not that you care, but white men are now CONSTANTLY told that we didn’t earn anything we have. That we need to shut up. That we are ‘mansplaining’ and appropriating and white-washing and not only do we hear these things constantly, but it’s all OK to say (and I’m sure you are thinking right now that I should shut up…

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

I don’t know. It could be close. He got two newspapers to endorse him. What’s that you say? One of those is owned by Sheldon Adelson and the other the KKK?

The treatment of women and minorities in fiction isn’t real. People react to it as if it is. This, specifically, is what is being criticized here, not art criticism. Complaining about what happens in a work of fiction isn’t art criticism, it’s entitled fandom bullshit.

But by focusing on fake problems and even making up problems allows me to not focus on real problems in the world.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments: