jackshellack
JackShellack
jackshellack

If he was a true bills great she wouldn’t be alive to talk about it

Are you talking about being a running back over 30 or playing for the Bills?

He’s taking this whole, “poor man’s Adrian Peterson” thing a little too seriously.

I don’t think he was concussed - he would have raised both arms and done that money sign with his thumb and fingers if he was out.

Nah.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

despite it being 2018 and there just being nothing lamer than wringing your hands over the social life of a fucking football player.

[clears internet history] No.  No, I’ve never been to this hub you speak of.  Whatever would I find there?  *whistles*

According to my Pornhub experiences, what daughters value most is a good step-dad.

I thought it was only a big deal when the players were doing the kneeling.

“Penetrating insights"

Tom Benson? Hardly knew him.

Makes sense: nothing says “family values” like brutal violence, repetitive head trauma, and domestic abuse.

Wow that’s a really dark and twisted thing to say about someone. I mean what the hell did Georgia Frontiere ever do to you?!?

Gayle Benson reportedly helped her husband compile and maintain a list of grievances against his daughter and grandchildren, so he could reference it while his memory and mental facilities declined 

Who dat?

Relatives will slit each other’s throats over who gets to inherit Mom’s crappy ass $3 vase, it must be a fuckin nightmare when actual money is involved.

This guy has some ball.

Sounds like people are still split on him - some want to hear him out, while others just want him to take his ball and go home...

He knows that The Stone Roses aren’t touring, but his hat doesn’t.