In other words, “If only being minimally competent at coaching wasn’t a prerequisite for being a successful coach!”

I tend to think his failings as an NFL coach were mostly because he was a shitty NFL coach, but that’s just me.

PSU just wanted the game to end, so they could get out of their unis and really enjoy the showers.

Guess whose back (is mostly metal)?

Guess who’s back (is broken).

Oh, SNAP!

Cleveland, Buffalo and the Jets will look like seagulls fighting over a styrofoam container in a seafood restaurant parking lot: brutal, chaotic and in the end none will get a morsel.

Is that ‘one and done’ the one in the stink, or one of the two in the pink?

Even if he told Fitzpatrick, I doubt he would have seen the turnover coming.

You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

When I heard about the explosion and saw pictures of his injuries I honestly thought that was the end of his career. Looking at what he’s done this season (injury notwithstanding), he deserves a hand.

Of all the directions for this blog to take in the post-gawker era, I didn’t think ornithology erotica would be one of them.

And my fantasy team “JPP’s Shockers” is looking one and done in the playoffs.

I’m trying to think of how they’ll make the playoffs now, but frankly, I’m stumped.

Gonna leave a huge void on their defense.......such an explosive player

Hopefully this won’t cut him up into pieces...

HIDE THE SCISSORS

Is this not the way anti-pipeline crusaders would like us to live though? Without economic and technological progress and, yes, energy from sources like oil, most of us would live as if we were“stranded in a hotel room...downing Advil and watching ice form on [the] window”. The planet will be fine. It’s people we need…

To be fair, every week the Browns get to wear the uniform of a charity.

Is this an offense where jail time will be an issue. Prison, Corner, Back, Ram. Fun times for him.