I wouldn’t count on that. This league also features owners such as the Haslams, Pegulas (10 years owning 2 major sports franchises, 1 playoff appearance total, 2 last place finishes overall, 2 winning seasons), Shad Khan, the Yorks, Woody Johnson, Mike Brown, the Adams family, Stephen Ross, Bob McNair, Dan Snyder, the…

Ram him, apparently.

I doubt there’s a more powerful force in the universe than the male sex drive.

For the sake of OUR memories, I’m glad you didn’t mention ‘sexually’.

“Sorry Mr Benson, that cocktail wasn’t meant for you”

“Painful”

Yep. I’ve already told Mama Shellack to leave everything in her will to sibling Shellack. What’s left will be worth nothing, but human nature being what it is, I’d probably still resent trying to get it anyway.

Well Lance always did wanna be adored.

Only a dope could miss this reference.

Easy for him to say. Not all of us can avoid systematically cheating for years to achieve results in an international sport *that can only have been achieved by cheating*, ruining lives and reputations to try to cover it up, publicly and churlishly lying about it all, confessing when the evidence is irrefutable. I’d…

This wouldn’t happen if Japanese MLBers were as common as bullshit internet outrage.

Feelings are for those who doo little.

Great stats, HamNo. You forgot to add how 77% of people know that having no skills will result in low wages and working with pricks 61% of the time.

“Try harder?! For 11 bucks a paragraph? No way”

“Down with large corporations! Give even low skilled employees high wages, corporations!”

“I wouldn’t go and call a bunch of people dumb for doing it without knowing their motivations for certain”

Just having and contributing to a Twitter account is tantamount to a failed IQ test. What reasonably intelligent people really believe that people Out There will care about whatever random thought they can squeeze into 244 characters?

What’s not mentioned in the story is that there was a craft beer festival at Hamilton harbor all weekend. They wouldn’t have been serving until 6:30am, but the buzz may have still been on.

Good for the Belgians. Seems like they’ve learned to play some defense since 1940.

If only Belgium had counterattacked with the same alacrity in 1914 and 1940.