“So you’re saying there’s a chance!” (a la Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber)

Marrone just wants people to forget he’s the type of coach who punts from 4th and inches from the opponent’s 36 (yes, he’s done that).

Well considering his QB is Blake Bortles, it’s natural enough for him to be open to any possibility. It’s like a guy doing a 20 year jail sentence deciding sex with another dude isn’t as terrible as it used to sound.

Trick question: there is no correct volume for a pre-season game. They shouldn’t be watched or listened to.

A woman in San Francisco hired to do a job hitherto only done by alpha males can not have come out of the closet - she was never in it.

Political correctness for its own sake leads down many silly avenues.

“I’ve had this same problem for years. Can’t get the gig calling the Little League World Series”

-Peter File

Japanese baseball is a cartel, not a league. Ask Randy Bass. It’s not even about whether or not the pitching Ichiro faced was subpar. It’s about the concept of competition itself, something not valued in Japan. Who knows whether Ichiro got the best of whoever was on the mound?

Define “equality”.

Actually Reich played most of that SB (XVIII, against Dallas, 52-17 final), about 2 and a half quarters, after Kelly was injured. Reich did not fare better than Kelly had.

Would this be called Godell’s Law, or Goodwin’s Law?

Tailgates, as in pickup trucks? The dogwhistle is so loud I can’t hear the groans from yet another failed Bills drive.

The Houston Oilers found out in the ‘92 AFC Wildcard what it’s like to mess with the Reich. Frank Reich, that is.

Almost. Only off by 988 years.

“Hey wait a second....”

There was nothing written in stone that said the Nazis or people like them needed to rise to power in the wake of the chaos of Weimar. It certainly made it possible, but not inevitable. Other than Goebbels and Goring, most Nazis were bureaucratic functionaries, and it’s unlikely Hitler would’ve been replaceable.

A law suspended until further notice? Why if I didn’t know any better, I’d say that sounds an awful lot like left-leaning nationalist-socialists of a particular Northern European country last century. One of the main faults of the political Left is the complete lack of sense or humor, or irony.

So do the Bills/Browns/49ers rosters

I’ll show myself out...

Has Trump sold them, or has a lot of conformist discourse and labelling the electorate as racist Nazis not done some or even a lot of the work for him?

Actually there’s a legitimate case to be made here not about the slippery slope, but about mob mentality. It’s quite possible and reasonable that statues need to come down. It’s something else when a mob takes it upon itself to do so. Groups of people, some of whom aren’t particularly intelligent and all of whom are…