Really excited for eBay user "SameGtop" to suddenly have all of these you want for $2500 each.

TBH I think this deal is doomed regardless, but it is hilarious to see how petty and spiteful both sides can get while arguing over whether or not one of them gets to waste $70 billion on a publisher UK regulators argued should be butchered like a cow and have its parts sold off. 

Considering the Xbox franchise’s ah MODEST presence in Japan Microsoft may have a hard time making hay from this.

Man that really lays bare the cozy relationship between Sony and Squeenix.

I’m just impressed your boyfriend’s grandparents have Wi-Fi strong enough to reach your trailer.

Key can be incredibly funny, but he also has heart issues and has made it pretty clear he’s putting his energy towards his personal life (for some reason I thought he had kids but seems not) because he has a pretty good chance of dropping dead before he’s 65.

No this is just the sheer power of his genitals overwhelming the sensor. He blew up a security camera on Rodeo by accident just last week because his leather pants were too tight. Poor guy gets sued constantly for it too.

They've both put a lot of money into the town over the years. Eastman even ran a museum to host his comic art collection. And both are fairly over the Turtles. Odds are good this is really just "We have $20k left, we have to spend it, how?"

Northampton used to be home to the Words and Pictures Museum which was a huge draw, but Kevin Eastman couldn’t afford to keep it open.

From what I've observed parents tend to marry them off. I know a woman who is queer and very much this kind of person and her parents have been fixing her up clearly hoping the UHaul joke comes true.

“The main takeaway is that there are a lot of millennials and Gen Zers who are definitely financially illiterate.”

Shit yeah Puzzle Fest. Gonna get me a ton of first-person puzzlers!

So, by all accounts, it’s an OK game, kind of a waste of its setting, and the best one can say about the devs is that they’re in an extremely difficult situation and have no good options because the people with the pursestrings are assholes?

:Slaps self:

Strong smell of Nintendo making demands on its licensing partner.

Considering how literally every finance professional was pointing out that the forum was clearly being manipulated by assholes with access to tools like Bloomberg terminals, methinks this case is gonna get interesting REAL quick.

I also resent the idea that workplace friendliness is an obligation. I'm not a paid friend. Fuck off with your cake and let me do my god damn job.

To be fair what have we seen of ABK that indicates they understand this let alone care?

I have a friend who runs HR for a company and after they instituted a 3 day a week "request" they got two on average. Not because people were being defiant but because they had a cold, or their kid had to stay home, or the plumber had to come by, etc.

Whether or not states/cities have a hiring problem with low wage work depends entirely on how low the wage is in the first place. Cities with higher wages regardless of size are doing OK not great in terms of staff: It’s the lack of CUSTOMERS that’s the problem. Cities expecting somebody to flip burgers for $7.25 an…