Keyboard/mouse is a kludge, and every day we inch closer to an admission of this fact.

Also the PS4 touchpad was, in the end, gimmicky and a bit of a piece of shit. I’ve owned a PS4 for nearly a decade, played (checks) fuck me like a hundred games on it, and have never found a use for it.

Don’t forget that pesky coronavirus which Russia totally defeated despite that sudden pesky coffin shortage, nothing to see here.

“We are pleasantly surprised it works at all." Woooof.

May you never learn the hard way this question is less "American" than you think.

Keep picking those cherries little buddy.

My personal favorite is the belief that equitable economic policies will magically fix civil rights issues. 

“For the scant few countries that still base their temperature scale on 16th-century guesses at the freezing point of an obscure brine, that works out to between 41 and 95 degrees Fahrenheit.”

Can we retire cultural measurement whining once and for all? Like, congratulations. Your ancestors murdered so many people they…

That's not going to be enough to bail the coal industry out, though. And it's only 4% of global consumption from the looks of things. Add to this the pressure from the market on emissions and they'll be finding a solution sooner rather than later.

Yeah, nothing says ease of use like opening a terminal and using a command line to enter commands the vast majority of the population has no idea even exists.

This is why open source software has a bad rep. “It’s easy.” Yeah, for you and me. Have you ever tried to explain Ubuntu to your parents? You’ll think you’re…

Remember back in the day when the open source nerds were all like “LINUX IS THE MOST SECUREST SO MUCH MORE SECURE” and then the minute it became profitable to do so every Linux user on the planet got digitally mugged? God that was funny.

I won’t be amazed if Firefox is somehow part of the problem here. There is nothing that company enjoys more than jumping on a rake with both feet convinced being open source will protect them.

“Unreliable, expensive, and gross" is a pretty good summary of commuting by car tbf

The original movie is a satire of how law enforcement and crime was presented, which unfortunately doesn’t really seem to be a thread from the trailer.

Probably what’s killing Gamestop is the Fed rate hikes, and it’s not alone. A whole swath of companies were basically staying alive because borrowing money cost nothing. Now that it costs something shit is going to get interesting fast.

“Furlong’s email stated that Recupero, who only started at GameStop a year ago, would be replaced by current Chief Accounting Officer, Diana Saadeh-Jajeh, making her the third executive to hold the title in as many years.”

LOL nah it’s actually going to get a lot worse for tech CEOs. As even stodgy industries go digital there’s going to be ample demand for talent. I work in an industry about as far removed from tech as you can get and still be in the sciences and it’s been pilfering devs and web engineers left and right from shitty…

Also if you check the release date: April 2020. Yeah. They got lost in the shuffle. Glad they made it through 

Great marketing work on their part. And I'm not surprised at the hype. The game looks pretty damn fun.

“It seems wild that the official Twitter account for one of the largest video game publishers in the world isn’t run by people who have a working knowledge of video games and the industry, but then again, when do large corporations make logical decisions?”

Oh come on man, I get the same emails from, like, fucking…