That’s a ridiculous thing to say. If, in the middle of the movie, pink elephants started raining out of the sky, do you think the audience would say, “this doesn’t need to make sense, it’s just a movie?” Or do you think that would make them say, “why the fuck did pink elephants start raining out of the sky in the…

I’m not rewriting anything and you’re clearly not bothering to read my posts, you just want someone to get angry at and I’m not interested. Goodbye.

...were a small number of people in a huge war and you really don’t think it would look incredibly forced if they were included?

You want more diversity in a movie taking place in the trenches of WWI?

It's WW II Europe get over it...

Yeah, in one case she badgered a woman whos kid was missing and essentially accused her of killing him. The woman went on to kill herself the next day.

As a Canadian, I feel like I can say this is the result of too much cheap beer and picking the wrong wild mushrooms.

wait just a damn minute! Are you saying that you’re skeptical that a person out picking mushrooms evaded a hungry wolf for 12 hours finally using a bear to defeat it? What are your problems with this story? That the wolf seemed to have a pretty long agenda? That a competent woodsperson who could suss out a mama bear’s…

I’m thinking Joanne ate some of those mushrooms she was collecting and was just wandering around aimlessly for 12 hours tripping her balls off.

Lol, no, this woman is full of shit. There's no way in hell this actually happened.

I defend my state a lot here, mostly because I remember us before the influx of the Mouse and every unemployed alcoholic and entitled retiree north of Kentucky descended on us. But I would like to apologize on behalf of all Floridians for Rick Scott and his moll, Pam “Cheap Dye Job” Bondi. I did not vote for him, in…

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

OK I think i’m missing something:

They spelled this asshole’s name wrong in the article! It’s Persky, not Perksy. I just want to make sure that anyone who googles him will get this article, but I’m a lowly grey.

The way TMZ is narrating the story... “Interesting, she’s filling a restraining order while Johnny has to promote a movie.” SO?

TMZ commenters make me miss the general idea of public flogging. (Yes, floggings in his country would be an incredibly racist shitshow. )

Gavin Rossdale doesn’t want his kids calling Blake Shelton “daddy.”

It seems like Johnny Depp reportedly smashing a phone in his wife’s face would deserve its own post instead of lumped in on this gossip roundup bullshit.

If you ever do trivia or go on Jeopardy and this topic comes up, you will thank your lucky stars this comment thread happened to you.

They’re not giving you shit for not knowing that. They’re giving you shit for getting super defensive when you discovered you were wrong.