You can drive mine as long as you promise to not talk about Hillary or Bernie.. Deal?

Wait a minute, Doug convinced some poor sap . . . uhh . . . understanding soul to let him take their Model 3 for a ride BEFORE Jalopnik could manage to? Ouch. I guess we all have our place on the totem pole, huh?

I chose to identify as a woman the other night at “ladies night” to get free Natural Light beer all night. Yeah, that shit didn’t fly and I got kicked out... Then I decided to identify as a gorilla and get info a fight with the bouncer on the way out. That didn’t go great either. Then on the way home I decided to…

I mean, at the least Tesla is up-front about their use of deposits now for assets in the future deal. So that’s an improvement.

I’m actually a Republican (voted Trump even), but I’m not under any illusions that the Republicans care about anyone other than the rich. I just detest the social policies of the Democrats, hence my voting.

Someday, used, gated manual Gallardo, you will be mine.

Are we asking the right questions here? That doesn’t look like like a N/A intake... Typically they would go plastic right? It’s got a metal one though.. TT setup?!

“. . .we validate the tires though analytical analysis. . .”

I’m a Paul Walker fan, but his daughter though.... That’s a different story.

Those tires look new though.....

A perfect metaphor for her career.

Pretty sure the Pope has a Lamborghini, bro.

Meanwhile, the Chevy Bolt was waving frantically behind him screaming “BUY ME! BUY MEEEEEEEE! I EXIST RIGHT NOW YOU JACKASS! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! TAX CREDIT AND EVERYTHING!”. The reporter didn’t notice either.

As sad as we all are about Paul, this was no fault of Porsche’s, no fault of the driver, and all the fault of the owner for not changing the fucking tires.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Who the hell is buying a 2012 V8 R8 in 2017 for $100k?

“Blow the carbon out” as they say.

Found another.

this screenshot said it all. I am all of these expressions.

It’s not close as in there aren’t any pedestrians lodged into the grill or what?