If you think this was pushing white people away, as your fellow white person I would just like to say, quit making everything about you and your white feelings and maybe, just maybe, you could someday be an actual ally.

How exactly does one kill a military coffin?

Fire them both. Brother Backup was barely trying to stop Homeboy Harassment from laying the smackdown to his “arch enemy”

this also happened to Henry Louis Gates almost 10 years ago. How are these people so unaware of who their neighbors are?  Fine, many people don’t interact with their neighbors, but to be so oblivious about who lives near you?  How long have these neighbors lived there?  

And us “bougie” people prefer the correct spelling: “bourgie”.

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Keep your parents off the internet when unsupervised.

How did this idea make it that far? There had to have been at least one person who had objections somewhere in the pipeline right? God look at the title, they knew what they were doing.

Worse, how stupid do you have to be to be fired from an MLM?

I am WAY more willing to apportion Obama’s share of the Shame and Blame to his failure on the down ballots. Under his tenure, the Local and State parties shit the bed and that is why we lost both houses of Congress and have the lickspittle lackeys running the asylum.

Looks like Roseanne is at it again.

“The men placed Winston in the front passenger seat — Kate said he was the only passenger.”

My family was raised based on my Grandfather’s telegraphy skills. Bring back the telegraph and knock off this whole telephone, cell phone, internet bullshit! 

The dart seems to have worked but where did you release him?

As a minor sports reporter in a nearby big city, I got to cover Indy a few times. The organization would give me a press pass and a couple of passes for companions to hang out around the infield (I was usually permitted to hang out near the first turn). Can confirm that Indy infield was a mess. Lots of general…

them damn Mexican Canadians are pouring over the fricking Montana border to take our jobs, eh, ese!

The funny thing is if she had walked across campus like that unescorted and someone decided to try and take it, it really wouldn’t have been hard at all.

As a Canadian I apologize for this woman, but like Beiber, Brian Adams, and Shania Twain: America, you touched her last. She’s yours now.

So the next step is that during one of these existing while black moments one of these white people with a name like Becky, Kristen, Karen, Chad, Tyler or Seth is going to step to the wrong person of color and get their asses beat. The cops will be called and the person of color who has grown tired of reading and…