If this lawsuit succeeds, this will open up a whole new world for those who have been mentally or physically damaged by entertainers not being entertaining!

I'm cool with this kind of weird artistic exploration, even when it sucks. 
And when avant-garde badness collides with monumental mediocrity, chances are it will.

Wow, I never realized how much Ben Gibbard looks like Will Forte with a bowl cut.

Of course he's disappointed. You would be too if you were out-assholed by David Lee Roth. It's enough to make an asshole start to think to himself, "hey, maybe I'm not that much of an asshole, after all."

While we're on this topic, does anyone else find it too much trouble to come back to the top of a comment thread to post a reply? Or am I just stoned? Let me rephrase that question…

And today in other "Combinations of Words Never Spoken By Human Beings In Reality", we have this quote from 1982:
"Hey, fellows! I brought my new cassette player to Study Hall today! Shall we listen to Hall and Oates? It was recommended by that one MTV video jockey! You know, the one who looks bangable!"

Hey, just poked my head in here to say that I really like these snazzy new comment boards! Web 2.0 all the way!

Hold Off! The Dude, A…  Musician?
Yep, Jeff Bridges' gritty foray into old-time Americana has this long-time fan "picking and grinning" in hopes of more down-home country favorites from this Hollywood-hipster-turned-Nashville-Guitar-Hero!

"Engaged?" "Willing to entertain?"
Sir, my generation slacked and moped (yes, past tense of "mope") for tireless hours to stamp down this epidemic of bands "putting on a show" or otherwise displaying skills, interest, or awareness of the audience in any form while on stage. Well.. whatever, nevermind.

I'm getting mighty tired of this Corgan fellow
… it's just like old times, all over again!

Why not do a "Tron Legacy"? CGI an awkward younger Keanu face on somebody. It may be the only case where the uncanny valley will actually work in the actor's favor.

This movie has an amazing kind of power.
By this, I mean that Fred makes my soul hurt even without watching a single clip of it. That is true irritainment value.

I'd become blissfully lost in his cavernous chin cleft.

GH, I am afraid that Dane Cook icon may be infecting your brain with the Dane Cook douchebag virus (DCDBV-1).
I can relate. I wore a Dane Cook mask last Halloween to a party and woke up with my head up my ass. It was painful.

Um..
OK, after checking this out on his site…

I saw a guy down by the bus station today
… selling a box full of these already.
He dropped them and ran when a cop car drove by.

Fooled!
By a concept album so hackneyed it would make Stan Lee blush!

Dear Penthouse: