Right? I was on the Happy Days reunion Zoom before the election and he is just such a flipping delight! I’m biased because he was one of my first crushes in life, but he has continued to just be a wonderful person always so I don’t know if Shannon is just salty or if this is more of the writer’s attempts to be ‘edgy’.

$50,000 a day?

Here’s something fun. Cleta Mitchell, the lawyer who was on the line with Trump when he called the Georgia SOS to shake him down over the election, has been forced to resign from her firm. This almost certainly because assisting a client in breaking the law is a no-no, and her partners in the high-end firm she worked…

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

this is why shit gets burnt down

Can you really interrupt your own concert?

Finally, vindication for my child self who got sick of hearing Tears in Heaven on the radio and who complained about that mopey, mumbly whine of a song with its tepid-ass guitar work, only to be loudly told that I couldn’t complain about that song because it’s about him being sad that someone died.

PHRASING!

Man, these rich old fucks must have it so hard right now.

He knew this would never happen, which is why he did it. He only wants adoration from his cult over how much he’s “trying” to help them, even though he has absolutely no say in how much the checks are for.

Seriously. Notice he and his family didn’t receive any death threats from the left after literally stealing the gubernatorial election from Stacey Abrams in 2018 with his voter suppression tactics, only from the right when he did his actual fucking job and certified the results of the 2020 election.

Hey! I always look forward to seeing Pete. He has a weird unexplainable charisma, and I def have a soft spot for him - but since I’m many, many years older I mostly want to fix him a snack, ask how his therapy is going, and counsel him about his life choices.

“Hope I’ve got enough film left for the crash” - Aussie ATC are brutal!

This woman is far more aware than I was at that age. She’s right.

First off, this idiot’s comment about how nobody can call themself “doctor” until HE has delivered a baby is all you need to read to know this fucker is a grade-A, hi-test misogynist.

And yet, it’s not at all surprising. What Texas was asking them to do here is 180 degrees opposed from the whole textualist-Federalist Society school of legal thought they emerged from.

I totes volunteer to settle Venus.

I too like to volunteer for things that are unlikely to happen

Cruz knows that this would never even be considered by SCOTUS and he is just participating in the continuing grift of the world’s dumbest rubes...

I dunno....they can always go fuck themselves.