I’ve really enjoyed posting to Barf Bag... always seemed like the right place to vent, snarkily.

To that end, I’d like to say RIP Henry Aaron. One of my earliest sports memories was watching him hit #715, local stations pre-empted programming to cover it. A black man, in the South, being celebrated for passing a white …

George and George— busts of George Washington and George Carlin, with respective quotes beneath them:

GW: “It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it.” 

GC: “We were founded on a basic double-standard: this country was founded by slave…

22, lives with her mom in Harrisburg.

Having been a Pennsylvanian all my life, “Harrisburg Mom” is all you really need to know here.

Which actually reveals the real reason Donald loves I the most: because unlike Uday and Qusay, this one’s not a complete blubbering idiot*, in addition to being unquestionably loyal.

FIFY

I should have finished that sentence: I read Lord of the Flies in high school.

Hey, I read Lord of the Flies ;)

For now, tho, I’m calling this the Beer Belly Putsch.

“Jess, do your shit,” said another. “This is what we fucking lived up for. Everything we fucking trained for.”

Ever since I heard a friend say it, about a year ago, I can’t stop calling it Moosetard. As in, Philly soft pretzels with yellow moosetard would be my last-wish meal, before the execution.

Joe’s been around too long to not know how to not tip his hand. And he’s waited a very long time for January 21. I’m gonna show a little faith until he gives me reason not to.

I’ll have my 3rd chemo infusion on Thursday; I go every-other week, so I’m currently on my “good days”. I’ve gone through chemo before, it nearly kicked my ass in, but this one is different in many ways. What matters most is, the tumor has already begun to effectively shrink. Pain-free for first time in 7 months,…

Well, we have to be fair arbiters in the process, too; we must take into account the reasons Trump loyalists were complicit in his crimes, and I’m sure that’s what Joe Biden is doing right now.

Beaten with a fire extinguisher.

#tedcruzkilledacop is trending.

Trump’s rigged-election con has netted him about $250M so far. Rudy just wants to get paid. 

I don’t get the Winkler snark. The dude is the box of puppies we need right now.