I don’t get the Winkler snark. The dude is the box of puppies we need right now.

My friend, she already told. She’s “going to be working in one of the most liberal cities in America.”

Man, I get it. Still...

Does student-debt forgiveness not play in Georgia, or something? Because— and I assure you, I am not qualified to lecture the President-elect— motherfucker, seems to me that it’s win two in the Peach State and do whatever the fuck you want.

It’s because it’s so rare that an ass that fat accompanies feet that small.

But what photo of Romney graced her phone screen?

This is my second favorite item of the recent news cycle; behind the owner of Smartmatic siccing his lawyers on Fox, Newsmax and OAN. That one just makes you smile.

Also, throw Rudy’s corpse on the pile of pardon-beggars, I guess. Right on top of Bannon’s.

For the past 15 years, I’ve served as a Technical Sales Manager for a global mfr of setting materials and grout. I know grout, I’m a grout expert. Here is how I deep-clean my tile floors, so the grout looks good as day I installed it:

Despite everything you’ve thoughtfully written, Ashley... the only thing I’m gonna take away from this is that every single NY Young Republican, both male and female, is an unfuckable clown.

Three years ago, it was Peas and Carrots (you’ll remember, Trump pardoned them both, after Carrots contested the election results and refused to concede). Last year, we had Bread and Butter. This year, it’s Corn and Cob. I mean, sooner or later it’s gonna get out in the turkey yards that, sick as it seams, being named…

There are already prototype examples of this in existence: where the family head is famous for a specific but since-withered talent and the world gets to witness the family unit try to build an empire from the name-brand the old man made famous, after his star has faded. In the end, whatever talent the kids possess…

I like how he’s got no problem calling the vice president-elect a “whore” but he censors himself when typing out the word “shit”.

“There are calls to our offices, reminding us that ‘this is what the 2nd Amendment is for.’” - Al Schmidt, (Republican) City Commisioner, Philadelphia.

I’ll be honest: it’d be a lot easier to read this article in its deserved seriousness, if it not for the ever-present, animated reminder that Drew Barrymore is apparently having one horny Halloween season.

Wow, in that pic, I thought Tiffany was a mannequin. Okay, I mean sex doll.

What I want to know is, how is he going to pay for all these lawsuits, and his campaign debt, his 2024 SuperPac, all the lawsuits that are coming when he leaves office, all of his upcoming white-power rallies, his, what, $400M in business and personal debts... and also fund the cable news supernetwork that’s going to…

He’s from Allegheny County, out near Pittsburgh. So you’ll be happy to know he’s not an Eagles fan, not by birthright anyway. And as another commenter mentioned, he may be trying to parlay this into a donate for Pittsburgh food bank 👍

Of the 24 largest counties in Pennsylvania, the only one that went larger for Trump in 2020 than in 2016 was Philadelphia. The margins for Biden in the Philly burbs were gigantic compared to 2016, where it was basically the educated woman vote that made the difference. Still, the rural counties remain distrusting of…

No, that was Jim Kenney, Mayor of Philadelphia. This is Big John Fetterman, former Mayor of Braddock, PA and current Lt. Gov. of Pennsylvania. Risked impeachment as mayor by performing same-sex wedding, supports single-payer healthcare, is pro-legalization of marijuana, definitely a Steelers fan. If you can get around…

Remember the Lt Gov in Texas offering $1M was offering for evidence of voter fraud? Well the Lt Gov in Pennsylvania sure does, and he wants to collect.