on her journey as the personal dynamics and effects of being away from home become more and more complex”—her character is expected to leave her husband, played by Josh Charles, and daughter, played by Talitha Bateman, behind during her three-year mission.

No, no. See, Fred wanted Jr. to be an actual killer. Donnie was always the rapist.

This is why public school teachers made us read Orwell.

She was reportedly canned shortly after the inauguration for raking in $26 million for her personal media firm.

As long as he hates the Patriots, he’s okay by me. 

How do you write an article about Cam Newtown signing with anybody and not mention his busted shoulder? It appears to be an unspoken consensus among owners that Newton is finished; that Kyle Allen had more trade value should be a clue. I’m rooting for Cam— despite where he landed— but have to believe the odds are very…

“It’s not racist. Frankly, Black people come up to me and say ‘Thank you sir for saying it.’

“This is happening because much of the country around Memorial Day and the weeks that followed…opened up while we still had a large number of cases,”

And whatever you think of me, you should know that your boyfriend hates old people, children and dogs. And that broad is still out here crying in the exit room. - Kevin Costner, Tin Cup (1996)

I lived and voted in Luzerne County, PA from 2003-2017. In doing so, I saw every kind of Trump sign posted to every kind of matter of thing imaginable in 2016, including babies and Halloween decorations. And then I saw the turnout at our district. I knew, I fucking knew... PA was in for Trump.

Looks like a guy who kisses his young son uncomfortably long on the lips.

a motivational speaker

Today’s Fox News poll:

Others tried to justify that the rope was simply tied in that fashion because that’s how garage door pulls work and trying to claim that the noose was a noose was a sign of ignorance about nooses.

Two days after Bundy supporters began their armed occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in 2016, the following item scrolled repeatedly on the chyron  during Fox and Friends:

I double majored in journalism and English, and would agree with your about the selection of classic literature in the syllabus: all white dudes.

“They talk about all the ‘innovations’—which he did. But they never really talked about the implications of Birth of a Nation, never really talked about how the film was used as a recruiting tool for the KKK...”

Because the show spent so much time mocking Fox News, it highlighted something nobody wants to admit: white people are really good at mocking other white people. Stewart grew up loving Mel Brooks, just like the rest of us 60’s suburban babies, and nobody mocked whitey better than Mel. 

If you all wouldn’t mind to indulge me, I’m going to post to an article about a shitty man with a story honoring the greatest man I’ve ever known.

Today’s tampon in a frappuccino is 1984's banana in a tailpipe. And Sgt. Taggart wants you to know, he won’t be falling for that shit again.