Stop selling milkshakes? No problem, a pie in hand...

It’s pronounced San DiAHgo. Discovered in 1904, the name means Whale’s Vagina in German.

Ian is an incomplete name.

This is nothing more than ReElect 2020 strategy. The only question is, do the white suburban housewives who got President Dickcheese elected in 2016 have the same zest for dead brown people as does John Bolton? That’s what they’re trying to determine right now.

I’ve always said, whenever we elect a Republican President: my taxes are going up and we are going to war. I’ve never been wrong.

He’s 51, the same age I was the day I was diagnosed colon cancer. I’m not boasting, but I handled my worst day slightly better than Steve-O up there.

I’ll just remind everyone that there has never been a sitting President who failed to get re-elected during wartime. 

There has never been an American president who failed to get re-elected during wartime. Donnie knows this.

The Spirit of Pawnee is the spirit of America

Bill Maher was right: the Dems need a candidate that will make the Right feel as owned as I do now, looking at that picture. 

Our apologies to anyone living in the panhandle! After all you’ve been through with Hurricane Michael, you don’t deserve this.

I didn’t watch the video, but seems to be that he was actually offering family advice. IOW, he could tell Scalise’s family really loves him, after he was shot. But other wives, although smiling, are clearly unhappy in their marriage. And our Omniscient, Big Brained President sees that, and it’s sad.

Two of the best american car engines ever made are in that clip.

A similar message could have been delivered more cost-effectively, if the LG would just have covered his legs and feet in pieces of shit.

This is my favorite takeout meal of all time, and I gauge my local restaurants by how well they make it. I like that it’s often not on the menu, but I’ve never been denied a request.

That said, it’s worth noting that PF Chang’s offers Singapore Noodles on their menu, and, predictably, it’s god-awful. Sliced grape…

The vast majority of Americans do not need a firearm, and yet they own them anyway, and continue to use them to kill.

Dany definitely gonna die.
The Single-Expressioned Midget of the North rules The Seven Kingdoms, when all is said and done.

I love her conviction and how she sticks to her principles. That said, her message— as Bernie learned, and Bill Maher has been preaching for months-- is ripe fruit for the ignorant heartlanders whose televisions only broadcast Fox News, and I wish she’d reconsider.

“Alabama; a state whose flag is the universal sign for no, absolutely not, under no circumstances...” - John Oliver

Also, is that a china plate?

Don’t understand why your post begins with “Or”, as I don’t see our statements as being exclusive to each other.