Every season the St. Paul Saints have a pig that does this. This year’s pig is named Alternative Fats.

Yeah, but then Teddie might come over and check under the futon.

Sledgehammer would have been better.

A tweet by the short fingered vulgarian saying her show is failing and ratings will take off. He probably owes her that much.

It’s obviously the Blue-Haired Lawyer from The Simpsons. Also on Fox.

This is like something out of The Night of the Living Dead

Before he was famous, James Lipton wrote a book about group names called An Exaltation of Larks.

It looks like they’re playing The Weakest Link. Was Anne Robinson not available to moderate?

There was also a card where 25 million people just vanished. We used to call that one Casper.

Sting and Jennifer Beals or go home!

That’s the first plague. In Florida the plagues are sink hole, Burmese pythons, 20' alligator, Rick Scott, hurricane, bath salt addicts, German tourists, Zika mosquitoes, Marco Rubio, and death of a sports franchise.

Conservative Eve as the son Tim Allen always wanted was the worst Eve. The show even came up with an excuse to get her on the football team. Didn’t she start out as somewhat more to the left? I remember an earlier show where she had some sort of protest.

Another fun thing to do: send your copy to me! Throw in the PS4. I’ll get it back to you eventually. Swear.

The Great Indoors. Canceled by CBS. No one was really conservative, but the millennials were as described.

Eventually they get the baby’s father onto the show and he’s a liberal Canadian! So lots of political banter which of course Tim Allen always wins because it’s his show.

I saw some of the Cars 3 toys and they look bland in comparison to some of the earlier stuff. I’m beginning to think they really don’t want to make a Cars 4.

Hai Karate and Newfoundland Screech.

Just as well. I can never spell Middlesbrough properly.

Presidential Records Act of 1978

Or Mineral + Sage = Minge