Promote California figs. The Lord hates figs for some reason.

Wouldn’t saying Clinton is on death’s door backfire. If she’s elected and then does a William Henry Harrison, that means Tim Kaine’s President. Everyone loves Tim Kaine (when he’s not in debate mode.) Conservatives who don’t like Clinton, might indeed vote for her hoping she dies.

Burning Trump? Wasn’t that a William Gibson short story?

“I got this one, Duchess.”

What? Gary Anderson wasn’t available?

Remember at the start of the year when it looked like Peterson would pass all those people on the lifetime yards rushed ladder and he said he was going to save the football every time he passed someone? How many balls saved? One? Poor Fred Taylor.

No mention of Janet? Janet Della-Denunzio rules!

Life magazine did a mention about the Gadget-of-the-Month club in their Jan. 31, 1949 issue. Had Clifton Webb trying to figure out what a certain gadget was for. (Spoiler: It was a cane to help you get out of the bath tub.)

Finance and man the wall just to make sure Trump doesn’t come back. Lesson learned.

Waiting for Dayton to order flags be flown at half-staff.

Minnesota lost both the Lakers and North Stars and now has the Timberwolves and the Wild.

The Kansas City Athletics used to have sheep grazing in the area around the outfield. I think they wore little A’s blankets over their backs.

No one went for Rugby 7's? The rugby players will be disappointed.

Back in my day we played Root Beer Tapper and didn’t need those fancy vending machines!

The games against Detroit and Chicago don’t count.

Since it was the Twins, we have to dredge out the time Dave Kingman hit a pop up in the HHH Metrodome and the ball disappeared through a drainage hole in the roof. Ruled a ground-rule double. (5/4/1984)

Iceland starts their World Cup qualifying campaign on September 5th against Ukraine. Two months to work on your Huh claps.

Just as well that Australia didn’t get invited to Euro 2016.

So what does that make Barcelona’s 8-0 win over Deportiva La Coruña today? Galactus-esque?

So who do the Canadians back in this situation? Closest to the border? The team that has offended them the least? Some oddball pick like a Florida team? It’s obvious they can’t pick the team with the most Canadians on the roster because that would be just about all of them.