When I saw the preview image, I thought this was a Kristen Wiig character for a moment.

Oddly enough, “Real Commenters of the Gawkerverse” is something I'd totally watch.

As opposed to Liam Stewart, son of Rod and Rachel Hunter, who is of all things a hockey player.

My little secret is not wearing panties at all.

JOYCE. She would.

Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.

What is especially amazing about this story is that Winton had no connection to the government and no relevant work experience that should have helped him do this. He wasn’t a diplomat. He didn’t live in Prague. He was just a guy who heard that there was a crisis, took 2 weeks off from work, and rescued 669 people.…

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

I’m really not getting this new Grindr promo campaign.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

Pine Barrens is such an awesome episode of The Sopranos.

who is out of gas after a few miles when you’re getting ready for labor? who doesn’t go to the hospital when in labor? who doesn’t have anyone looking for her after three days when the woman is close to giving birth? just... weirdness.

I’m so glad she survived. But....

I’m not saying I wouldn’t do the drugs, but I would definitely be upset if someone said let’s get tacos and then didn’t follow through with tacos. No matter the reason.

Minka, noooooooooooo

I’ll never understand why people are so concerned with where other people put their dicks and/or vaginas.

Fuck YES. I hung up my Canadian Pride hybrid flag a few hours ago in honour of my USian friends too. So happy for everyone who’s been waiting for this for years!

OMG IT’S SO BIG OH WELL

So fucking sick of hearing how giving people equal rights takes away someone else’s right.....